How do you spot a blind guy at a nudest colony?
It’s not hard
End - Slut
Good - Bra
Six - Sex
Vacation - Semester
Pee - Kiss
Kiss - Puss
Cook - Kock
Speed - Fart
Dot - Prick
Sink - Handfat
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
Steve: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Tony: I have a person who does that for me.
Steve: Yeah, ME.
Tony: I’m glad you agree.
#Viktor was obviously deeply in love with her #just remember the fact that he took her to prom #even knowing that he could’ve choose any other girl #remember how he forgot about everyone and danced with her all night #remember how he looked at her while saying ‘write to me, please’ #remember how, a few years later #on Fleur’s wedding #he danced with her one more time #probably being conscient that her heart already belonged to Ron #this is why I love Viktor Krum so much #he just enjoyed being with Hermione #and didn’t care about the future #mostly, because she wasn’t going to be a part of his.
reblogging because krum is extremely underrated
This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.
How on earth
If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this
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